The Secret Life of Jesus #375
Jan 30 2011 Filed in: Jims Poems
The Secret Life of Jesus #375
The prom was coming up,
And Jesus didn’t have date.
What he did have
Was acne.
He could have
Done something about it,
But he wanted to fit in.
His sister offered to go
To the prom with him,
But he declined.
He went to the prom alone,
And all the girls danced with him,
As if by some miracle,
Like bees
Around a honey jar.
The prom was coming up,
And Jesus didn’t have date.
What he did have
Was acne.
He could have
Done something about it,
But he wanted to fit in.
His sister offered to go
To the prom with him,
But he declined.
He went to the prom alone,
And all the girls danced with him,
As if by some miracle,
Like bees
Around a honey jar.